Boris Keep Your Promise Charity Event

3 06 2009

“There is only one remaining Rape Crisis centre for the whole of London.

That’s one small centre for 3.9 million women. The staff and volunteers who run the centre work with constant danger of closing over their heads and can never be sure that their core funding costs can be met from year to year.

During the run-up to his election, Boris Johnson promised, with much PR fanfare, to pay for three new centres and fund the only remaining centre for at least 4 years. That he will fulfill that promise, or even part of it, is now seriously in doubt. He needs to be poked accordingly.

The consultation opened to decide the funding closes on 20th July and we’re mounting a campaign both to support the remaining centre in Croydon and let Boris know that we want him to keep his promise!

There will be events, press work and lots of asking people to give £2 a month to support the last remaining centre in Croydon.

Please get involved, even if you just let other people know about the campaign. We can make this shameful situation better with just a little help.





So excited for Dave’s Drop-In Centre on the 21st of May!!!

20 05 2009

The fellow formally known as the Divine David is now the amazing David Hoyle and I’m so happy I get to be a guest in his show tomorrow.

Directed by Nathan Evans, this is sure to be another fucked up, loved up, but not to be sucked up show in this series.  I won’t tell you what I’m going to be doing on stage but let it suffice to say that it’s a show for people who are up for just about anything to happen on stage.

  • Details

  • The RVT,372 Kennington Lane, London, SE11 5HY
    , UK
    Geo: 51.486525, -0.119682

  • www.rvt.org.uk
  • Category: Cabaret
  • Times: Doors 7pm, show 8pm
  • Price: £6
  • Travel: Vauxhall




More stuff on the net about team Fancy Chance!

9 05 2009

http://heavenlyhealer.blogspot.com/2009/05/alternative-miss-world-2009.html

Team Fancy Chance! Naomi Blume, Rachel Freire, Veronica Thompson/Fancy Chance and Wreckage

Team Fancy Chance! Naomi Blume, Rachel Freire, Veronica Thompson/Fancy Chance and Wreckage

http://seasideman.blog.co.uk/2009/05/05/the-miss-fancy-chance-team-6065303/

Thanks for posting stuff about the amazing evening!





More news about us!

7 05 2009




Lovely article by Ken Russel about AMW

5 05 2009




Rats in the walls and life goes on…..

5 05 2009

There’s a group of determined rats or mice in my walls.  They scratch and scratch and I wonder what they’re trying to get to?  Is it a vermin Shawshank Redemption?  Where are they going?  Is their goal to escape and make a nice home in one of my bags along side the feathers and fringe?

I still haven’t recovered and my shoulders are a little sore from holding up the SUPER heavy sceptre!

Once I have a moment I’m going to actually sit down and try to remember as much as I can about the night and the build up.  Blogging is strange to me still.

Axis of Evil

Axis of Evil





I’m Alternative Miss World 2009!

3 05 2009

And wouldn’t be without a magical team of people, coffee, cigarettes, booze, no sleep and some seriously long hours of work.

Wreckage built the time machine scultpure skirt thing, Rachel Freire made the costumes, Naomi Blume brought it all together, Maria Cork painted on the gore, Lucifire pulled me up by my hair and it all came together magically.  It’s a really amazing feeling to be acknowledged for our hard work…. if only there was a cash prize to pay for supplies!  Benefactors anyone?

The back stage situation was just about the best people watching, listening, communicating experience ever!  Cardboard ships, green ram people, little Morris dancing girls, queens from every generation, wigs wigs wigs, naked ladies covered in body paint, colored glass glued onto everything, mirror covered Irrepressibles, inflatable costumes, Zandra Rhodes’ mirrors and funny conversations.

I can’t wait for the wrap party/gathering tonight and am so grateful for some sleep!





I’m in the press!

21 04 2009

I have my own page in Timeout London online!

Fancy Chance is classy in German trousers

Fancy Chance is classy in German trousers

click this, bitches.

Totally exciting.

I love David.

I’m also going to be a guest performer in Dave’s Drop-In Centre at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern.  Here’s a great little article about David and his performance series coming up in May.  Last year there were lines around the block to see his show, so come early if you plan on seeing any of his shows.





Updates and such

7 04 2009

Since I’m getting a little blurb in Timeout London, this will be the kick in the ass I need to actually BLOG.

I had a string of shows starting in Innsbruck and ending with several nights in a row at the Volupte Lounge.

Innsbruck was beautiful but I did feel like a family of VonTrapps we about to pop out at me around every corner.  The gig I had was with Lucifire, Vicky Butterfly, Roxy Velvet and Lydia Darling.  We were there for an  anual sex expo with a burlesque theme this year.  After two days of that, I hopped on a train to Milan via Verona.  It was a strange trip because the first leg of the journey was on an older train with compartments in the cars that seated six.  As I found my seats, I first noticed a little girl about 9 years old with her mother in the same compartment.  It was obvious that the girl had gone through some kind of chemotherapy as she was practically bald but both she and her mother seemed in good spirits.  I felt BAD though.  Bad for my friend who just lost his father to cancer and bad for my neighbor who just lost her husband to it – but shit… a kid!?!  A daughter.  When we got to Verona I found that my connecting train was cancelled due to a strike and had to catch the next train about an hour later.  On the platform I got to talking with the woman, her daughter and another expat business guy from the states.  The mother was from the US  had done a lot of charity work with develping countries and had been living in various regions of Africa, Germany and Italy.  Fortunately, her daughter’s chemo was working, the mother was mostly likely well aware of people far worse off and had the benefit of socialized medicine, instead of being medically bankrupt in the states.  The silver lining was thin but it was there.

I got to Milan with plenty of time to spare and performed at the Connie Douglas club with the Bees Knees and Madamoiselle Flo.  The show was fantastic and it was a pleasure working with them.  The club itself was AMAZING.  Like someone with an Eames/mid century modern design fetish was given all creative control of a club.  You can see pictures here.  The morning after the show, Aila and JoJo from the Bees Knees and I went to the antiques market just near the hotel but it was PISSING down with rain.  As our journey continued passing by the freezing wet vendors I realized that it was just like most festivals in the UK; we should have been having a good time but were really cold and wet.  Ho hum.

I’ve got to gig now!  I’ll reflect on the Volupte shows later….





And then I found my mind and it was slippery….

20 03 2009

I’m being really boring and just going to let you know about some upcoming shows:

Sat 21 March 09

Divine Incest

I am Divine Incest, a monthly club night and occasionally an irregular gender bending sex mess.

Our next wet and wild debauch is on Saturday the 21st of March at The Slaughtered Lamb, 34-35 Great Sutton Street, EC1V 0DX, from 10pm-2am, £5 entry.

We have for your delight the lubricious KURT DIRT AND THE LOVE RATS,
the burlesque twirls of MISS FANCY CHANCE,
the musical archives of the legendary PAM HOGG,

and not to forget your hostess with the grossest FELICITY HAYWARD,
and your sound oscillation refigurist DEE FODOR.

http://www.myspace.com/divineincest

Sun 22 March 09

Ali McGregor’s Late-Nite Variety-Nite Night

Lowdown @ The Albany Hotel

Dates: Sunday 22nd March 2009
Where: Lowdown @ The Albany Hotel 240 Great Portland Street W1 5QU (Great Portland St tube)
Tickets: £10 To Book Call 020 7387 5706


Wed 25 March 09

(The Fun Of The) FAIR

Roll up! Roll up! Ringmaster NATHAN EVANS (VauxhallVille, 7 Deadly Sins) invites you, fair people, on a rollercoaster ride through
London’s back passages, plunging from high art to low comedy in the company of fair-headed, ebony-hearted DUSTY LIMITS (compere without
compare), fairest FANCY CHANCE (burlesque terrorist par excellence), &  fair-playing MICHAEL ROULSTON (pianoforte prodigy).

Song! Dance! Puppetry! And even a bit of history!

‘a high camp attack on high art’ - The Guardian

‘gobsmackingly filthy’ – The Telegraph

‘pure genius’ – Time Out

Fair’s fair. See you there.

Doors: 6.15pm. Show starts at 8pm

Tickets: £10 for a seated ticket. Dinner optional. Standing tickets £5

Thurs, Fri 26 & 27 March 09

Sex City, Innsbruck, Austria


Sat 28 March 09

Connie Douglas, Milan

(I haven’t had the description translated yet but I think they think I’m Thai? Oh well, we all look the same)